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I killed a dog today.
« on: November 16, 2011, 08:53 am »
Today I saw a PETA advert against animal testing, so I went out and beat the shit out of a papillon. But not before pouring shampoo into it's eyes, not the no tears kind, the full strength shit. :sausage:
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Re: I killed a dog today.
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2011, 09:19 am »
You forgot to cover the eyes with cosmetics before pouring the shampoo in the eyes.




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Re: I killed a dog today.
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2011, 09:20 am »
Quote from: Barack McCain on November 16, 2011, 08:53 am
Today I saw a PETA advert against animal testing, so I went out and beat the shit out of a papillon. But not before pouring shampoo into it's eyes, not the no tears kind, the full strength shit. :sausage:

Shouldn't you be in grade school right now listening to your teacher instead of doing this?
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Re: I killed a dog today.
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2011, 10:26 am »
Hating peta != hating animals.  Just FYI.
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Re: I killed a dog today.
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2011, 05:27 pm »
Because making silly made up accounts of animal abuse on the internet really shows who's boss!

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Re: I killed a dog today.
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2011, 08:56 pm »
Who pissed in your Wheaties, mate?
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Re: I killed a dog today.
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2011, 10:07 pm »
i really dont like pappions...and i dont condone your post. But mascara would have made it better.
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Re: I killed a dog today.
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2011, 10:42 pm »
woulda been better with the cosmetics for sure.    then you coulda burned it to death in a badly attended kennel dryer.  everyone beats lil dogs to death these days.

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