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And Dirtnap is a sad, sad panda
« on: November 04, 2011, 01:05 am »
http://www.noisecreep.com/2011/11/03/gwar-guitarist-cory-smoot-found-dead/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl3%7Csec3_lnk2%7C109815
 
 
Gwar guitarist Cory Smoot aka Flattus Maximus was found dead by his fellow band members this morning. He was 34.

The group was preparing to cross into Canada to play some shows on their current tour with Every Time I Die, Ghoul and Warbeast. Smoot had joined Gwar in 2002 and first appeared on their 2004 album, 'War Party.'

Gwar vocalist Dave Brockie aka Oderus Urungus sent the following statement to our friends at MetalSucks:

"It is with a sense of profound loss and tragedy that the members of Gwar must announce the passing of their long time guitarist and beloved friend Cory Smoot, also known to thousands of metal fans worldwide as Flattus Maximus. Cory was found deceased this morning as the band prepared for a border crossing. There is no word as to the cause of death and the members of Gwar are completely shocked and devastated that this has occurred.

"At this point there is no word on arrangements and the disposition of the remainder of Gwar's current North American tour, nor are there any details regarding long term plans. At this point we are just dealing with the loss of our dear friend and brother, one of the most talented guitar players in metal today. We ask that our fans and the media be respectful of our request for privacy for those that have suffered this terrible loss. A full statement will be coming in the next day or so, in the meantime please give your thoughts and your prayers to Cory, his family, and all the people that love him."
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Re: And Dirtnap is a sad, sad panda
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2011, 03:01 am »
that is going to COMPLETELY fuck up the tour.
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Re: And Dirtnap is a sad, sad panda
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2011, 11:39 am »
Damn.

Tragic.
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Re: And Dirtnap is a sad, sad panda
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 01:33 pm »
Quote from: Baby Firefly on November 04, 2011, 03:01 am
that is going to COMPLETELY fuck up the tour.

Not to mention how it fucked up the guitar player.
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Re: And Dirtnap is a sad, sad panda
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2011, 02:44 pm »
He was an awesome guitarist, and will be missed.


GWAR will go on regardless, when everybody wears a mask, everybody is replaceable, but yeah, this tour is over.


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Re: And Dirtnap is a sad, sad panda
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2011, 02:46 pm »
somehow i dont think you're ever going to get that artwork from brockie...
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Re: And Dirtnap is a sad, sad panda
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2011, 02:56 pm »
he gave us free tickets with the understanding he will or he won't
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Re: And Dirtnap is a sad, sad panda
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2011, 07:33 pm »
im sorry for your loss ellie and dirt :( i know how you love that band
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