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Four married guys go fishing...
« on: October 05, 2011, 06:54 pm »
                      ...and after an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy:  You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second guy:  That is nothing; I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.

Third guy:  Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”

Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: "Fishing or Sex?"

And she said:……………..  "Wear sun-block."
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Re: Four married guys go fishing...
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2011, 07:40 pm »
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Re: Four married guys go fishing...
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2011, 01:13 am »
That would sooooooooo backfire in my house.
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Re: Four married guys go fishing...
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2011, 06:47 am »
Quote from: Pauly on October 10, 2011, 01:13 am
That would sooooooooo backfire in my house.

Not sure if I should say "I'm sorry to hear that" or "You lucky fucking dog".   :scratch:
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Re: Four married guys go fishing...
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2011, 09:29 am »
Quote from: Bluzeman on October 10, 2011, 06:47 am
Quote from: Pauly on October 10, 2011, 01:13 am
That would sooooooooo backfire in my house.

Not sure if I should say "I'm sorry to hear that" or "You lucky fucking dog".   :scratch:

LFD, definitely.

I would be the fifth guy. I'd slap her ass at 4 am and satisfy her so she would be in a good frame of mind to let me go, even ask me to bring back some fish for supper. I get laid and get to fish. Best of both worlds.
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