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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2011, 03:19 pm »
At an Adam & Eve shop.
 
 
 
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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2011, 10:27 am »
Pauly must be one happy camper.

Either way, congrats on the job!
Well he made fun of me cause I'd keep more money on unemplyment but damn I cant stand sitting around anymore.

I've only had 2 slow stretches in my job when we were between projects and we essentially didn't have a damn thing to do. The first day was fun, the 2nd day I started getting bored, by the 3rd day, I wanted the slow stretch to be over immediately. I can't imagine being unemployed for a period of time beyond a few weeks (been lucky to avoid it so far....) - it would drive me crazy otherwise, so I can totally understand your motivation.

Hope it works out well.
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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2011, 12:20 pm »
Congrats on the job. Hope you enjoy it.
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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2011, 12:48 pm »
This is awesome! Congrats!

And bluze.. we need the dildo emoticon. Chop Chop!
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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2011, 01:58 pm »
This is awesome! Congrats!

And bluze.. we need the dildo emoticon. Chop Chop!

As a guy, phallic references and chop should be nowhere near each other in a sentence.

Just sayin......
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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2011, 07:35 am »
This is awesome! Congrats!

And bluze.. we need the dildo emoticon. Chop Chop!

As a guy, phallic references and chop should be nowhere near each other in a sentence.

Just sayin......


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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2011, 04:33 pm »
Wussies!
My brother tried to fuck me for 9 dollars today.  I guess that shows how much I'm worth.

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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2011, 08:54 pm »
This is awesome! Congrats!

And bluze.. we need the dildo emoticon. Chop Chop!

As a guy, phallic references and chop should be nowhere near each other in a sentence.

Just sayin......

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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2011, 04:29 pm »
Oh sure!!! You guys piss your pants about having something sharp anywhere near you manhood and yet we seel "toys" that are meant to shock, pinch,  clamp, slap, and virtually DESTROY our delicate lady parts and yet supposedly we are the weaker sex.


I sold a Cockzilla yesterday.   :D
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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2011, 07:00 pm »
I don't think I want to know about the toys you mentioned, as they sound rather painful.

And I REALLY don't want to know what a "cockzilla" is.   :holyshit:

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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2011, 03:29 pm »
Wussies!

Congrats on getting a job!

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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2011, 06:46 pm »


I sold a Cockzilla yesterday.   :D
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I sold a Cockzilla yesterday.   :D


 

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Re: I got a part time job! Woot!
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2011, 08:52 pm »
And I REALLY don't want to know what a "cockzilla" is.   :holyshit:

Cockzilla is just another name brand of Rambone.


I sold a Cockzilla yesterday.   :D
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My brother tried to fuck me for 9 dollars today.  I guess that shows how much I'm worth.

 


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