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Offline ellie mae

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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2011, 10:41 pm »
dont eat all the collard greens!  those are my box turtles!  folsom will be very angry and hiss at you.  then he wont let you pet his head...
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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2011, 10:44 pm »
...and this bothers me why?

'Cause I've had turtle...

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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2011, 10:50 pm »
then the thought of a turtle that doesnt like you cause you ate his food should bother you...
turtles are the shit!
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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2011, 11:11 pm »
...ok I will agree with that statement.

But in the, paraphrased, immortal words of Cartman, "No, no Turtle....Those are mah collard greens...No, turtle! That's a bad turtle!... meh.. turtle...minnnnnee my collard greens...godda*m it turtle!"

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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2011, 11:48 pm »
ok but my turtle is badass.  my turtle has done hard time.  he'd kick cartmans ass
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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2011, 12:37 am »
But could he kick kitty's ass? 'Cause kitty is so badass, s/he runs with ten gangs commiting hate crimes.

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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2011, 01:29 am »
folsom shot a man in reno.
just to watch him die
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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2011, 05:45 am »
Quote from: Ellie Mae on February 28, 2011, 01:29 am
folsom shot a man in reno.
just to watch him die

Great, now I have that tune stuck in my head, thanks so much.
*sings along"
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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2011, 02:34 pm »
Quote from: Gnarbucks on February 27, 2011, 07:00 pm
I don't hate meat eaters, i just think my food is better  ;)

And you know, I'm totally cool with that. Perhaps you talk sense into the other ones who'd prefer omnis a horrible death.

Either way, welcome to the site.
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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2011, 04:47 pm »
Welcome! I'm also a vegan and very passionate about food.

If you open  a restaurant, don't do it in Cali or NYC. Cali and NYC vegans are spoiled. Well, not as spoiled as PDX vegans, but spoiled none the less.

It's truly a thrilling time to be vegan, though. The lifestyle has grown so much in recent years. We've had several veg joints open up around PHX just within the last year! It's incredible.
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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2011, 04:40 pm »
Ah yes formal welcomes for Gnarbucks!


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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2011, 07:53 pm »
Quote from: Ellie Mae on February 27, 2011, 11:48 pm
ok but my turtle is badass.  my turtle has done hard time.  he'd kick cartmans ass



Quote from: Titan on February 28, 2011, 12:37 am
But could he kick kitty's ass?

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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2011, 07:56 pm »
Welcome. Since you'll think I hate you everywhere else on the forum.

It's cool that you cook.

Make me a sammich.
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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2011, 08:50 pm »
HA! jokes on you...


it'll be a vegan sammich!


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and thanks for the warm welcomes, you heartless animal butchers!


(and buddy-christ!)
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Re: Formal Introduction
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2011, 09:09 pm »
*sniff* *sniff*

Th-a-a-ts' the nicest thing a PeTA member has ever said to me!

I-I-I mean you didn't even tell me to go to hell or insinuated anything about my family and my relationship with them!

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WAAAAAAAHHH!

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