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Offline Narf!

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Worst Video Games Ideas
« on: December 04, 2009, 01:00 am »
I like simulation games, I have a flight simulator, I have a race car simulator, I even have a train simulator.  However I have come across some bad ideas for simulation games.

Garbage Truck Sim  Yes, Garbage Truck Simulator for those of you who want to know what it's like to be a garbage man!  Drive around town, pick up garbage and dump them off at the landfill!  Then pick up your minimum wage check at the end of the two weeks!

Courier Service Simulator...3D  Hey, are you envious of the UPS man!  How about the Pizza delivery guy that rides around on his bike!  Well be envy no more!  Now you can experience their job with Courier Service Simulator...in 3D!!  Wear the ridiculous uniform!

Bus Simulator Deluxe
City Bus Simulator 2010

Drive a bus around the city, and drop and pick people up!  No, you won't get into a situation like you do with Speed, but you can still enjoy the non stop action of traffic congestion, road detours, and bums who use your bus like a bathroom!  Also, don't forget the cripple who takes his sweet ass time getting on and off the bus, making you late in your schedule, but don't worry, it's public transportation, people expect you to be late!

So what are some bad game ideas have you come across?
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 04:19 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s0lzbCK9f8" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s0lzbCK9f8</a>
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 09:50 am »
PETA rip off video games. Worst ideas ever.
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 01:10 pm »
One of the worst ideas has already happened, My Lil Bastard. It's extremely frustrating to learn how to get through the later levels, and extremely linear gameplay.

Thankfully, AS redeemed themselves with 5 Minutes to Off Yourself (think that's the name)
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2009, 08:39 am »
5 Minutes to Kill Yourself is great, as is Meowcenaries. Most new gen Sonic games are terribad
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2009, 09:12 am »
Quote from: Narf! on December 04, 2009, 01:00 am
Garbage Truck Sim  Yes, Garbage Truck Simulator for those of you who want to know what it's like to be a garbage man!  Drive around town, pick up garbage and dump them off at the landfill!  Then pick up your minimum wage check at the end of the two weeks!

To be fair that game prepared me for the everyday challenges of being a garbage collector.

here's one...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojeQ52EooKE" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojeQ52EooKE</a>
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2009, 09:37 am »
Rush Hour Traffic. The game.
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2009, 09:47 am »
Please be joking
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So if a pound of beef takes 3,500 gallons of water, what difference does it make? How many vegetarians drive a car? To make a car (including tires), it takes about 40,000 gallons of fresh water. That's not including the gas it takes to run the car, the electricity to run the gas station, the water used to create the boat that brought your precious oil, the water used to create the pavement you drive on, the destruction of toxic chemicals that went into creating your clothes, and the electricity you use every day to send me stupid emails over the internet. Every year you are directly responsible for the consumption of billions of gallons of water. There are 26 million people suffering preventable brain damage from iodine deficiency, and another 1.5 billion people at risk. Nevermind that, you have animals to save. By driving your cars, you pump billions of tons of poison into the atmosphere and you're slowly killing us all. The computer you use requires 250 watts of electricity, let alone the billions of computers required to keep you on the internet. All consuming energy. All contributing to pollution. Let's just ignore those minor hypocrisies. Someone wants to enjoy a burger and you'll be damned if you're going to let them.
Spud's a terrorist. He supports terrorism
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2009, 01:13 pm »
Definitely Halo 2.
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2009, 06:48 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1lVpbnl6OU" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1lVpbnl6OU</a>

That is all.
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2009, 07:47 pm »
Pikman. Seriously, the people who came up with this game series must have been very high.
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2009, 11:47 pm »
Any and all Zelda games.

Know I'm gonna get blasted for that, but that is just how I feel.
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2009, 12:22 am »
Captain Novalin (I know I spelled that wrong, too lazy to look it up atm) is perhaps the worst game ever. A game where you can have a virtual diabetes check? Oh joy. :rolleyes:

And check out AVGN's review of this "game", he rips into it good.

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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2009, 02:28 am »
Quote from: George Carlin on December 07, 2009, 07:47 pm
Pikman. Seriously, the people who came up with this game series must have been very high.

I freaking love Pikmin!  That game is awesome.
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Re: Worst Video Games Ideas
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2009, 06:14 am »
Quote from: MZD79 on December 08, 2009, 12:22 am
Jack: I see someone has never played ALTTP

FTFY

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