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Peta jokes
« on: January 24, 2008, 12:37 pm »
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.

What do you call a militant vegan?
Lactose intolerant.

What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
We have to stop meating like this.
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Seen on a message board
I follow a strict vegan diet. I eat only vegans.

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I vent a rage.
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Eat vinegar.
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Eat in grave.
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Vegans are it!
Eat vegan sir.
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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2008, 12:41 pm »
How many peta members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They're too busy thinking if the lightbulb was tested on animals.


What do you call a serisouly diabetic peta member who refuses insulin?

Dead.


How lmany steps does it take a peta member to walk the dog?

Two: 1. To unhook the dog from the leash. and 2. to watch the dog run into a busy street.


"Peta members are protesting my stance on the running of the bulls and want to steal my animals. I gave them my address. After they came, it turned into The Running of the Pit Bulls."


What do you call a peta member with brains?

No such thing.


What did the circus say to the peta protesters?

Sorry, we don't need any more clowns.


How many peta members does it take to make the world a happy place?

All of them. . .dead.
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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2008, 12:44 pm »
What do you call 500 peta members dead at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

How many peta members does it take to pave a sidewalk?

5, if you slice them real thin.

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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2008, 08:51 pm »
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What do you call a serisouly diabetic peta member who refuses insulin?

Dead.

No silly, nonexistent.

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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 10:20 am »
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What do you call a serisouly diabetic peta member who refuses insulin?

Dead.

No silly, nonexistent.

What do you call a diabetic peta member who uses insulin?

Hippocrit.
Animals are animals, they are not little people in fur coats.

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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 01:34 pm »
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What do you call a serisouly diabetic peta member who refuses insulin?

Dead.

No silly, nonexistent.

No, there are aras that do refuse treatment if it was tested on animals and choose death. Extremely rare, but has happened.
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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2008, 01:45 pm »
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What do you call a serisouly diabetic peta member who refuses insulin?

Dead.

No silly, nonexistent.

No, there are aras that do refuse treatment if it was tested on animals and choose death. Extremely rare, but has happened.

Almost then.

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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2011, 02:59 pm »
You guys are stupid faces.

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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2011, 04:39 pm »
You guys are stupid faces.

Stupid faces? I hope you didn't miss the bus home from school by posting a fail.

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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2011, 04:23 pm »
You guys are stupid faces.

You are funnily pathetic.
Animals are animals, they are not little people in fur coats.

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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2011, 05:25 pm »
How many peta members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They're too busy thinking if the lightbulb was tested on animals.


Most epic PETA joke.

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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2011, 12:16 am »
Pamela Anderson calls herself a vegan
 
I find that hard to believe, judging by the amount of meat that's been inside her.                 
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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2011, 12:37 am »
Pamela Anderson calls herself a vegan
 
I find that hard to believe, judging by the amount of meat that's been inside her.                 
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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2011, 12:47 am »
Pamela Anderson calls herself a vegan
 
I find that hard to believe, judging by the amount of meat that's been inside her.                 
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Re: Peta jokes
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2011, 07:01 am »
So...are we going to let this thread die or reanimate it?
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