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Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« on: June 30, 2007, 04:03 am »
Best:

Christina Aguilera: Great voice, great ass high notes

Worst:

Jessica Simpson: Whenever she tries to do a high note, it sounds really forced

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgyQBX3WrZg" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgyQBX3WrZg</a>



Why someone decided to do a Jessica vs. Christina: High Notes video is beyond me because we all know Christina pwns Jessica's ass in the high notes department:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APkqLTnCseM" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APkqLTnCseM</a>


Yes that is a dying cat Jessica from 5:49-5:42
« Last Edit: June 30, 2007, 04:13 am by P.S._R.D._Fan »
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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2007, 04:13 am »
I'd rather see a Jessica vs. Christina: Swimsuit video, seeing as how that's all female pop musicians are good for.  It most likely will never happen... woe is me.

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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2007, 09:58 am »
The Creed guy sucks BAD. His voice is horrible. The majority of Emo singers sound like Weird Al impersonators. The Korn guy sucks ass so does the SOAD guy who gives me audio epilepsy. Shakira sucks. Aviril sucks. Kelly Osbourne sucks. James Hetfield sucks. Jo Jo sucks. Tracy Chapman sucks. Vince Neil sucks.

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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2007, 10:52 am »
any pop singer
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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2007, 10:57 am »
Is Ms. Chapman still in the biz?

Anyway, I'd say the best singers are Björk, Lou Rhodes and Beth Gibbons. The beste male singers, I'd say are Albarn of Blur and Gaz Coombe of Supergrass.
The worst: James Blunt and Britney.
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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2007, 11:26 am »
Bjork!
Thats funny!
You should add Yoko Ono!

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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2007, 12:29 pm »
Worst: Lindsay Lohan
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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2007, 12:30 pm »
The Modest Mouse guy is horrible.
NO ONE is worse than the SOAD retard.

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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2007, 01:59 pm »
Paul potts, UK.

 I don't think anyone can touch this.

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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2007, 03:04 pm »
That Potts guy is Hella good. Wow.

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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2007, 03:22 pm »
99% of the singers that were a product of the 90's suck, making this list pretty much pointless.
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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2007, 07:58 pm »
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 I don't think anyone can touch this.

For a minute I thought you were saying  he was one of the worst! I thought he was amazing.

The worst for me has to be Katie Price (Jordan), singing with Peter Andre.

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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2007, 08:41 pm »
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The worst for me has to be Katie Price (Jordan), singing with Peter Andre.


I heard she sounded like a demon when she sang that song from Aladdin

UPDATE: I just heard them singing A Whole New World on YouTube and it's awful. Jordan sounds like she was involved in a freak accident with her mouth and some super glue and Peter Andre's singing sounds a little too feminine
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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2007, 09:05 pm »
Yep, it's atrocious isn't it?!

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Re: Best and Worst singers of the 2000s
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2007, 10:11 pm »
Yep, it's atrocious isn't it?!

Yep. Even though I despise Disney with a passion, the original was better
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