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Posted by: ellie mae
« on: February 03, 2012, 12:22 am »
my mom has a hoarding issue, she aint going to let some stranger into her cluttered house so they can tromp around on her things to get out a psychotic cat. she's not a weird cat lady either. she only had the 1 cat at the time. she waited almost 10 years before getting another, then she got 2, so they could keep each other company and maybe not turn out crazy insane.
so far so good sorta. they're insane, but not attack you because you have the nerve to want to use the toilet insane. so i'll take it. i still have scars on my ass from that first fucking cat.
Posted by: Fenris
« on: February 02, 2012, 01:25 pm »
I've seen those cats too. I usually just call animal control whenever I have a difficult cat that I can't trap. For me, my main problem is the cats peeing and pooping in my damn garden. I work hard growing stuff in there and we eat that stuff! The last thing I need is listeriosis poisoning.
Posted by: ellie mae
« on: February 02, 2012, 01:00 pm »
well, i personally appreciate your methods fenris. i've seen cats who simply would not be trapped though. knew one who starved herself to death behind a couch rather than go into one of those traps. my mother might have been better off had she opened her door and let that batshit insane cat outside. she was spayed, she couldnt have increased the population. she would've just wreaked havoc on the neighborhood all by herself, and would have eventually gotten adopted, or shot. or she would've calmed the fuck down and been ok again.
either way would've been better than starving herself to death behind the couch because she would NOT go into the live trap.
i often think about getting cujo a breakaway collar and a tag with my number that says"just call me if you find him, even if he's dead, even if you shot him, i just want to know xxx-xxx-xxxx" but i dont think they can fit all that on a cat tag. AND he's getting old. i'd hate for a "breakaway" collar that didnt quite break enough, to be what held him to the fence for a dog to eat. microchips dont do alot of good if a dog, or good ole original poster whorehey (i'm going phonetic) eats the kitty.
Posted by: Fenris
« on: February 02, 2012, 12:25 pm »
I definitely do not agree with shooting cats. I have the same problem in my neighbourhood. I capture them with humane methods, look for tags, if tags are found, I'll call. If no tags or number doesn't work, I call the SPCA. So far... 20 cats within the last year and a half.
Posted by: Angry Dog
« on: January 27, 2012, 11:36 pm »
Hawt
Posted by: ellie mae
« on: January 27, 2012, 11:17 pm »
i just felt a lil drool pool up in the corner of my mouth
Posted by: Angry Dog
« on: January 27, 2012, 09:30 pm »
Okay, you need a charcoal grill for this and some welding gloves. Heat it up ahead of time, you want it going well before you add the chicken. You get a whole chicken and season it up, cavity and all. Then, you wrap the whole thing in baconstrips mummy style, wrap it really well in aluminum foil and just chuck that mofo into the fire. Then when it's done use the welding gloves to pull it out. Unwrap and eat. Also works for chicken parts. I highly recommend using tobasco in this
Posted by: ellie mae
« on: January 27, 2012, 04:34 pm »
well, then, whorehey...
whats the fucking hold up?
fucking talk to us. dont go leaving us in suspenders... tell us what the hell is going on. did the neighbors rally up a lynch mob over their kitties? did peta camp out on your front lawn? have they taken over your interweb lines?
OR? were you just posting something that you thought might start shit so you could post and run hoping we'd all fistfight amongst ourselves and you could sit back and giggle over chaos you think you started?
better luck next time whorehey. we can always find shit to fight amongst ourselves about without your help. just like any good family. and, just like any good family, after the fistfight, we get over it, offer each other a beer and an icepack, and cake.
Posted by: Bluzeman
« on: January 27, 2012, 07:57 am »
Can guests now respond to their own threads yet?
Yes, they can.
Posted by: ellie mae
« on: January 27, 2012, 01:41 am »
hmmm, i have a meatloaf that kicks ass, and crabcakes that are pretty damn good
Posted by: McAvoy
« on: January 27, 2012, 01:07 am »
jorgeeeee...
i want to share recipes with you...
Speaking of. I found a kickass one for chicken that involves wrapping it in bacon and chucking it into a fire. Trade ya
I am intrigued by this...
Posted by: Angry Dog
« on: January 27, 2012, 12:33 am »
jorgeeeee...
i want to share recipes with you...
Speaking of. I found a kickass one for chicken that involves wrapping it in bacon and chucking it into a fire. Trade ya
Posted by: ellie mae
« on: January 26, 2012, 08:50 pm »
jorgeeeee...
i want to share recipes with you...
Posted by: McAvoy
« on: January 26, 2012, 05:27 pm »
Can guests now respond to their own threads yet?
Still he can still call himself Jorge2 to respond if that is an issue. But chances are he is just a post and run guest.
Posted by: ellie mae
« on: January 26, 2012, 04:30 pm »
you know original poster (whom i'm beginning to thing is/was just trying to poke the hornets nest) it would be really great if you'd come back for even just a minute and say ANYTHING to address ANY of the comments made to your posts.
anything.
honest.
anything.
anything from "fuck you the cats are in my yard and i'm gonna kill em" to "how the fuck am i supposed to keep my chineese restraunt suplied with fresh meat if i dont kill these cats?" type answer.
c'mom jorgey boy. talk to us. how are we ever supposed to become friends and exchange recipes if you never post again?
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