Posted by: ellie mae
« on: November 11, 2011, 02:36 am »shaken.
if he was this annoying as a child, i'd have shaken him.
if he was this annoying as a child, i'd have shaken him.
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Posted by: ellie mae« on: November 11, 2011, 02:36 am »shaken.
if he was this annoying as a child, i'd have shaken him. Posted by: McAvoy« on: November 11, 2011, 02:28 am »Botched abortion sounds good to me.
Even if he is acting like he is an idiot for kicks, that is still a serious form of retarded anyway. Posted by: Vladd« on: November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm »I still say botched abortion, but retarded monkey works well.
Maybe intentionally dropped on his head as a newborn? Perhaps shaken? Posted by: Pollock« on: November 10, 2011, 11:10 am »I don't even know. "Jeffy is home." Posted by: ellie mae« on: November 05, 2011, 02:26 pm »jeffy is what happens when one of the planet of the apes monkeys commits "naughty atrocities" with it's retarded pet human.
Posted by: McAvoy« on: November 05, 2011, 04:43 am »I don't even know. I am starting to develop a theory about Jeffy. I think he is a run away monkey from some lab kinda like the Planet of the Apes monkeys. Except those were smart, Jeffy is a retarded talking monkey. Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer« on: November 05, 2011, 02:52 am »*pats gingerly on the head*I knew it you ever since..... Posted by: Vladd« on: November 05, 2011, 12:00 am »I don't even know.
Posted by: ellie mae« on: November 04, 2011, 03:26 am »*pats gingerly on the head*
yes it's me, ellie mae. now run along and get your helmet, i'll let you pick out a sticker... Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer« on: November 04, 2011, 03:21 am »thats why the stickers come in handy, you can hide that sucky team.thankies to ya ellie mae ifv dats you Posted by: ellie mae« on: November 04, 2011, 02:55 am »thats why the stickers come in handy, you can hide that sucky team.
if you insist, you can get the "cling" type stickers so you can even be loyal again on the off chance they some day dont suck again. see, i'm lookin out for ya jeffy. Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer« on: November 04, 2011, 02:52 am »jeffy... Oh....forgot my football helmet. ashamed to wear cuz colts suck. Posted by: ellie mae« on: November 04, 2011, 02:48 am »jeffy...
SHUT THE FUCK UP! i was suggesting that perhaps the poster was suggesting yearly testing to be sure one is still fit to keep exotic animals. a yearly recertification perhaps. and that it would be a short hop skip and jump to yearly "re certification" to be sure you were brainwashing your children properly. dont try so hard to be all "clever" jeffy. you'll hurt yourself. Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer« on: November 04, 2011, 01:55 am »perhaps they are suggesting annual testing in order to be sure they are still "fit" to have said critters?What make U bring that up?? Who mentioned anything about people raising kidzz in this topic about animals loose ellie?? Posted by: ellie mae« on: November 04, 2011, 12:22 am »perhaps they are suggesting annual testing in order to be sure they are still "fit" to have said critters?
perhaps the next step would be similar testing to be sure you were still capable of raising a regular housepet? perhaps the next step would be similar testing to be sure you are a "fit" parent. welcome to the world where everyone but you raises your child. we're more than halfway there in alot of ways as it is.
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